I don’t think I could have come up with a more accurate view of my life if I’d tried.

I keep trying to write some inspirational shit about the end of the year and new beginnings n shit but you know I don’t plan these things ahead of time like a grownup blogger probably does and this morning I woke up to a Sad Menstruation Day and felt like a squishy sack of person so I huddled on the couch and whimpered a lot and read Out of Oz and obsessively clicked on things over at Pottermore.

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But then this came across my Tumblr dash tonight (you can get yours here) and I tried to just reblog it like a normal person but there was a glitch and then I couldn’t get it to go back and so I just took a screenshot and NOW YOU GET A YEAR’S END BLOG POST SORTA. I really think this is a literal reflection of my soul. Let me rewrite it in a poem for you.

Fuck people

Doctor time! fucking LOVE
Actually probably shit

Look life
Feel world
Makes little read
Person mean

Women tell

So happy New Year! And I’m still holding out hope that I may come up with something actually inspirational, but no matter what, at the very least Fuck People.

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  • beth January 2, 2014, 10:28 pm

    this is much perfect.

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    • bonnie January 2, 2014, 10:31 pm

      so poem
      wow

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  • bethany actually January 2, 2014, 10:29 pm

    The really funny thing about this to me is that I didn’t even MEAN to post that to my Tumblr! I didn’t like the way it collected data (it included weird words that I use a lot because I speak English, but the main things I post about weren’t even in the cloud) so I found another site that made a tag cloud, and it was prettier too. It’s here, if you’re curious.

    But this is an awesome poem. I can’t stop giggling at it.

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