I Own a Home. WTF?

I am, in no particular order... single mom, friend, geek, hippie, liberal, Pagan, woman, attachment parent, paranoid, anxious, novice photographer with a broken camera, homeschooler, former breastfeeder, student, hiker, camper, dysfunctional, adult child of an alcoholic hoarder, hilarious, listener, sincere, honest, knitter, semi-crafty and artistic, feminist, writer, Doctor Who Addict, independent, mildly self-absorbed.